In breaking news, the victorious Coalition has dealt a massive blow to the Iraqi insurgency by locating, ejecting and subsequently detaining Zarqawi's number 2 under the Terrorism Act.
This evil man had the nerve to attend the New Labour rally at a secret location (Nuremberg) and heckle the great Foreign Secretary Heinrich Straw. Fortunately our great leader had the presence of mind to set a number of fat thugs on the vicious 82 year old and bodily throw him out, where our wonderful policemen immediately detained him as a suspected terrorist.
SO PERISH ALL ENEMIES OF THE THOUSAND YEAR NEW LABOUR REICH!
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