... and orders a pint. "Cor, that was great", he said as he knocked back his pint of Adnams. He looked over at the TV in the corner. The news was on, with Tony Blair denouncing terrorism.
"What a hypocrite", the man exclaimed. "Blair has killed more innocent civilians than all those terorists put together. He's a real slimy maggot". The barman reached across the bar and punched him in the face.
As the man dragged himself up from the floor he said, "I didn't know this was Blair country".
"It ain't", said the barman. "It's maggot country".
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